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2軍青龍筆ver
日時: 2004/06/23 19:54
名前: 青龍

2軍プロローグ


アロハー『お前は明日から2軍だ』

突然の宣告だった

青龍『えっ?前の試合も5打数4安打。それでもだめだというのですか?』
アロハー『ああ、お前は1軍のレベルじゃない』
青龍『・・・分かりました』

彼は青龍1軍でなかなかの好成績を残していた
前の試合も一つのファインプレーとホームランを打っていた

アロハー〔お前にはプロになるには絶対に必要なものがかけている2軍ではそれを補えるはずだ〕

次の日
彼はいつものように友人のゴズィラと学校へ向かっていた

ゴズィラ『さすがにあれは無理だよねぇ・・・って聞いてる?』
青龍『ん?ああ、聞いてるよ』

青龍は昨日のショックから立ち直れないでいた

ゴズィラ『なんかあったのか?』
青龍『実はよ俺2軍に落とされちまったんだ』
ゴズィラ『何!お前がか?』
青龍『たとえ誰かが落ちてもここまで落ち込まんよ』
ゴズィラ『・・・』

青龍は失意のまま2軍のグラウンドへ向かった

その後真っ先にゴズィラは職員室へ向かった

ゴズィラ『どういうことですか!青龍が2軍って!』
アロハー『実力がないだけだ』
適当にごまかそうとするアロハーにさらにゴズィラがほえる
ゴズィラ『何言ってるんですか!1軍で8割の人間が実力がないなんて聞いたことないですよ!』
アロハー『・・・絶対にあいつに言わないって誓えるのなら訳を話してやろう』
ゴズィラ『・・・分かりました絶対あいつには言いません』

ついに観念したかことを語り始めた

アロハー『あいつにはゴニョゴニョがゴニョゴニョだから・・・』

フルーツ『あれ?青龍か?』

彼はフルーツ。現在2軍でキャプテンをしている

青龍『ああ、2軍だってさ』
フルーツ『そうか、何でまたお前が?』
青龍『俺は1軍のレベルじゃないと』
フルーツ『・・・まあ頑張ろうや』〔これ以上聞くのは酷だな〕

青龍『ふん』
カキーンカキーン
アドバン『あれ、青龍か?』

彼はアドバン2軍のコーチである

フルーツ『そうみたいですね、さっき話したんですけど一軍の実力じゃないって言われたそうです』
アドバン『ほう』

グァキーン

『また入っちゃったよ!』
振り返ると青龍の打った球がポンポンホームランになっている

アドバン『あれが一軍失格か』
フルーツ『そうなんすかね?』
アドバン〔そんなはずは無い。一軍、いやプロでも十分やっていける実力だ・・・一体なぜ〕

XXX『コーチ!監督が呼んでますよ』
アドバン『おう、わかった』
そう言うとアドバンは校舎のほうへ向かっていった
フルーツ『さて俺らも練習しますか』
XXX『そうだな』
フルーツ『よーし俺のフルーティー打法を見せてやるぜ』
XXX『なんだよそれ』

コンコン
アドバン『アドバンです』
アロハー『入れ』

アロハーは部室をあたかも社長室のようにしてくつろいでいた

アドバン『青龍に関してですね?』
アロハー『・・・とりあえず会議室へ』

アドバン『・・・それが彼を二軍に持ってきた理由ですか?』
アロハー『ああ、それを補ってほしい』
アドバン『しかし、2軍はむしろそういう選手の塊のようなところですよ?』
アロハー『ついでに全ての選手を改善してほしい』
アドバン『相変わらず無理いいますね』
アロハー『・・・まあ頑張ってくれ』

フルーツ『どうだ俺のフルーティー打法改は!』
青龍『なかなかコンパクトだな5割は固いんじゃないのか?』
フルーツ『ああ、今までの練習試合では6割6分6厘だ』
青龍『ほー』
青龍は一軍で8割という成績だった
フルーツ『・・・とりあえずすんだことなんだからさっさと切り替えろ』
青龍『ああ』

パシッシュッ

オメガ『いやーあいつは守備も打撃も非の打ち所が無いな』

彼はオメガ。恐怖の9番打者として恐れられている
なぜか9番以外だと2割3分しか打っていないのだが
9番にしてから4割という成績だ

輝『そうだな』

彼は輝、
チャンスメーカーとして立派に仕事を果たしている
盗塁もかなりの数だ

練習が終わりその帰り道

青龍『あー終わった』
ゴズィラ『せーリュー!』

するとゴズィラが話し掛けてきた

青龍『ようゴズィラ』
ゴズィラ『ちょっと携帯見せて』
青龍『良いよ』
ゴズィラ〔アロハーさんの話が正しければ〕

アロハー『あいつ女癖悪くてなぁ。プロ行ったらゼッテースキャンダルになるからな』

ゴズィラは真っ先に電話帳を開いた

ゴズィラ『あれ?』
青龍『どした?』

電話帳には女の数にいくつ掛けても男の数にならなかった

ゴズィラ『全部男?』
青龍『なんだそれ、イヤミか?』
ゴズィラ『いやそんなわけじゃ』〔とりあえずいわないほうがよさそうだ〕
青龍『おめーこそいるのかよ』
ゴズィラ『俺携帯持ってないもんね』
青龍『なにぃー高校にもいってもってねえのか?』
ゴズィラ『んなのかってだろゴラァ!!』

アドバン『えー昨日一軍から落ちて来た青龍の挨拶だ』

いちいち皮肉っぽい紹介の仕方。無論アロハーからの指令だ

青龍『青龍です。いち早く1軍にあがれるように頑張りますのでよろしくお願いします』
パチパチ
アドバン『おまえらも早く一軍にあがれるように頑張れ』

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